电话英语之电话留言篇

1) My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll lee your
name and number, we’ll get back to you aoon as we’re finished.
2)
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already nt the money. If you
are my parents, pleand money. If you are my financial aid institution, you
didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are
a female, don’t worry, I he plenty of money.
3) Hi, I’m not home
right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for
the beep（beep：主人的Answer讲完以后，Answer Machine会发出一声beep, 这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。）.
4) Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Plea speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your meage to mylf with one of
the magnets（磁铁）.
注：通常情况下，来电话者面对录音讲话都不太自然，所以语言往往很急促，三句两句话就完了。这可苦坏了接听留言的主人，听多少遍都听不清留言者到底是谁，讲了些什么。对于母语非英文的人，这种感觉会更深。所以，以下这两段幽默干脆就首先告诉电话拨入者，我的Answer
Machine不好使，你且慢慢来。
5) Hello, this ially’icrowe. Her answering
machine just eloped（私奔） with hape deck（磁带驱动器）, so I’m stuck with taking her
calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you lee your meage, just hold
it up to the phone.
6） Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am
capable of receiving meages. My owners do not need siding（墙板，壁板）, windows, or
a hot tub（浴盆）, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity（慈善团体） through
their oice and do not need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, lee
your name and number and they will get back to you.
7） Hi. I am
probably home. I’m just oiding someone I don’t like. Lee me a meage, and
if I don’t call back, it’s you.
8） This is not an answering machine
-- this is a telepathic（心灵感应术） thought- recording device. Afthe tone, think
about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and
I’ll think about returning your call.
注：tone：与对第3）句beep
的注释含义完全一样，主人的Answer讲完以后，Answer Machine会发出一声beep, 这时候来电话者就可以开始留言了。
9)
Hi, this is George. I’m sorry I can’t answhe phone right now. Lee a
meage, and then wait bour phone until I call you back.
6)
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving meages. My
owners do not need siding（墙板，壁板）, windows, or a hot tub（浴盆）, and their carpets
are clean. They give to charity（慈善团体） through their oice and do not need their
picture taken. If you’re still with me, lee your name and number and they will
get back to you.
10) If you are a burglar(夜贼), then we’re probably at
home cleaning our weapons right now and can’t come to the phone. Otherwi, we
probably aren’t home and it’afe to lee us a meage.
11) You’re
growing tired. Your eyelids(眼皮) are getting hey. You feel very sleepy now. You
are gradually losing your willpower(毅力) and your ability to resist suggestions.
When you hear the tone you will feel helplely compelled to(感到无助而被迫做某事) lee
your name, number, and a meage