哈哈哈，今天最有成就感的事儿不是发了过节购物卡！

昨天，楼主最好的朋友都走了，就剩楼主孤身一人留在学校，今天还沉浸在伤感里不能自拔，上午发的发信可以算是胡乱发的。 因为是周末，所以连回执都很少，却让我到一个回复，跳了一下，还以为不会是询盘吧？？？ 结果打，大出我的预料，就简单的几个单词： fuck off ching chong 这是一个gmail邮箱，估计这人都不知道我怎么发现他的邮箱的。 看到这句话，楼主本就不心的心情瞬间更down了，就回了一句 sir, you are so rude. 楼主不习惯对骂啊，那只会让他更生气。另外就是楼主不懂 ching chong的意思，不google不知道，一google吓一跳，原来是歧视中国人的专用名字啊，顺道就copy了一段很经典的回答回复过去了，因为我自己想不出这么经典的回答来。 Your car is Japanese. Your pizza is Italian. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is ...Russian. And then yet your still being racist! Fix up 然后他又回复来了 I don't understand what you actually want and why you are emailing me in the first place? I also do not trust China. 我就按照实情告诉他了，本意是想说因为我最好的朋友走了，今天不在状态，误把邮件发给他了。 然后还批评他的歧视。 I emailed you because this is my job, I'm still working on Sunday because the coming holiday vacation. Obviously, you are not the target customer I'm looking for, this is a mistake that should not happen. I feel down today because my best friends just left me. Your rude reply just make everything worse. You don't trust China, I don't understand where this is coming from, every coin has two sides, you just see what you wanna see--- the bad side. 是不是思维不太一样啊，他竟然说我把自己的情感包袱给他了 You are emotionally fucked up in the head telling me about how your friends left you. I don't want your emotional baggage. 擦，当时我就火了，fuck你妹啊，就像同样以fuck回应他，可是打完了这封email，自己就觉得难受，学英文是因为喜欢可不是为了骂人啊，就了后半句，重新写了写，没骂人但仍旧解气。 I don't want to share with a rude racist like you either. I just try to explain why this mistake happened. According to your reply, I guess your forite word is FUCK , you just can't talk without this word. Feel sorry for you. 结果吃完饭回来接到一个没有号码的电话，只听见里面什么怪声，响了四下，我没在意，紧接着他的这封让我倍儿有成就感的email就到了，这才知道，这电话应该是他打的。 I apologize for being rude and making racist comments. You seem to be ery nice person. 很高兴见到你你有漂亮的山雀 这句中文他用了特别大的字号，我也没看懂是什么意思，是声音么还是什么啊？？？ 老外的确很直白，认错也直白，不喜欢也直白。有这个结果算是满意了。 打算回个 apology accepted. 就个happy ending吧，反正不是我的目标客户。 之前也在外贸邦上看到过和老外对骂什么的帖子，我总觉得和他们骂就是把自己降到了和他们一样的水平，而且结果难能讨好。 更为高明的法就是站在一个更高的位置鄙视他，文明地鄙视他。 这么说贴切不？ 没一会儿，公司发了过节购物卡，哎，心情总算好点儿了。