英语小笑话

Translation:

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."

Five hundred times:

In a traffic court in a large midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge for running a red light. She told the judge that she was a schoolteacher and asked to have her case disposed of quickly so she could get to her classes. The judge got a mischievous look in his eye and said, "You're a schoolteacher, eh? Madam, I am about to fulfill a lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."