史上最强的老外骂人邮件

这封邮件是我同事给这个客户写第一封发信，他回的： My dearest ***, If your led lights can deliver TAC/IESNA standard illumination, LM-79 & 80 compliance, CSA an ULc compliance, 50 meter pole spacing, ISO : 14001 environmental compliance, 10 year warranty, quality control that guarantees none of my employees will be electrocuted, and terms of net 60 post installation... Then we he something to talk about. Otherwise, Please Fuck Right Off.??Further, convey this message to your communist overlord and tell him to Fuck Right Off.??This will result in your summary execution, but hey, that's just business, right? And as a footnote...your piece of shit technology has been pissed on here in North America.??Funny as this is, a man died because you had line connected to ground. Or, in your words, the dragon hole is not affected by the menstruating mule within the cherry tree. Now....please remove me from this email bullshit. Dankashein,....or..... FUCK OFF You piece of shit! Generously yours, Guy Meyer, CEO Optilume Engineered Light Corporation 2443 - Ellwood Drive SW Edmonton, Alberta T6X0J6 Tel: 780-432-5900 Fax: 780-437-5922 Cell: 780-863-0351