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此单为本宫处女单,更为呕心沥血之作。若能博得诸位看官怀一笑便是本宫功德无量;若能为出口非洲安哥拉的各位小主儿献上绵薄之力,便真真是极好的了。
【第一节 红尘女欲寻如意郎】
去年阳春三月,暖风徐徐,风和日丽。
本宫在江湖闲逛时非常幸运的拜读了毅冰大哥的发信教程,顿时如获得了九阳真经一般,爱不释手,蠢蠢欲动。
于是依葫芦画瓢手作一纸信书:
Dear Sir,
Glad to hear that you are on the market for xxx. We're manufacturer of xxx for more than 10 years with top quality and competitive price, covering more than 3000 kinds of the product. OEM of HONDA, YAMAHA, DUCATI, KTM, etc.
Should you he any questions, pls don't hesitate to ask me. FREE SAMPLES will be sent for your evaluation!
Thanks and Best Regards,
Vivian
那段时间整日纠缠谷哥,意欲寻得如意郎君。
怎奈天不遂人愿,绣球抛却无数,却鲜有应答。
本宫急的抓耳挠腮,本宫条件有这么差么,怎么说也是大家闺秀,或者小家碧玉,再不济,也是良家妇女啊。。怎生一个回复的都没有。
某一日,天空出奇的晴朗,蓝澄澄的如一汪碧玉,没有一丝云彩,偶尔有大雁成群结队地飞过。
鸿雁高飞,据说这是一个非常好的预兆。
果然。
件箱里出现了一封新邮件!
本宫登时心突突跳的厉害,莫非。。。有人被本宫的诚心打动了?
按耐住鸡冻兴奋的心情,本宫用芊芊粗指轻点鼠标,一封情真意切的回信跃然眼前:
Dear Vivian,
Please send your most competitive quotes for the following items:
XXX
xxxxx? ?1000SETS
xxxxx 1000 SETS
xxxxx? ? 1000 SETS
xxxxx??400 SETS
xxxxx? ?400SETS
xxxxx??200SETS
xxxxx? ? 500SETS
xxxxx? ?500 SETS
XXX
xxxxx? ? 50PIECES
xxxxx??50PIECES
xxxxx? ?40PIECES
xxxxx??30PIECES
xxxxx??30PIECES
xxxxx??20PIECES
xxxxx??20 PIECES
xxxxx??20PIECES
xxxxx? ?20PIECES
XXX
xxxxx? ?200PIECES
xxxxx??100PIECES
xxxxx??100PIECES
Expecting your reply.
regards,
Omally
本宫坦白:其实本宫本来是要发另一种产品,谁知道那边要的并非本宫想要发的产品。此产品非本宫自产,且本宫对此产品简直一无所知。
本宫不禁蹙了娥眉。
,还是不?That is a question.[收起]